Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us

(Source: meladoodle)

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.
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Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

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